Writer sitting on chair

Telling the Truth, but slanted. 

I do pretty much what Emily Dickinson tells me to do: tell the truth, but slanted.  

  1. Truth #1: There's no old age cream that works.
  2. Truth#2: People who need to be duct-taped to their airline seat because they get belligerent and refuse to wear face masks should be airlifted to Afghanistan or our own Taliban state, Texghanistan.
  3. Truth #4 : Creativity is the best health plan and much better for you than Cheez doodles or homicidal thoughts.
Don't agree? I have duct tape of my own.